abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

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cfbisafuckingbasketcase:

drunk-bacon-god:

cfbisafuckingbasketcase:

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

*creepily stands, back against the wall in the dark waiting for someone to turn on the light*

Replaces light switch with gloryhole .. LMAO

that escalated quickly

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toliverr:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

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youarelookingatthis:

strangeasanjles:

cumanana:

absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

there go my selfies

-_-

well there goes half my dash…

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pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

Zis if from mein spring collection

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